"Shit! No time for spiel today! Just got back from seeing Serenity, which I command you all to do as well. Now I need to go to work! I'll try to replace this text with text of superior quality and quantity tomorrow morning when I get home from work!"

"If you like these reader mail things, might I humbly suggest you contribute by e-mailing a character of your choice a question? A little hint: I'm rather fond of people asking for advice..."