"Took a while between updates there, huh? Feels like old times. There's a comfort to it. A familliarity. It wouldn't feel right to have two updates on-time in a row. This having been said, we'll see what we can do about speeding things up just a little bit".

"Henceforth, Dave is to be known as The Grand Incidental Necromancer and Space-Bear. I appoint myself second in command and demand tribute.

It's 2:30. I have to be up in four hours.

Fuck."